That Character Had So Much Potential: A Memoir
this broke my heart
like he looks at her like she’s his little sister
and they’re playing some game
This explains why you have to slide down a stripper pole to get to the batcave.
today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
“No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower”
life long dream was to smell like playdoh
Where’s subway restaurant ?
I passed out at riding crop
but holy water though